Funny Translation

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以後點出嚟行？

If you have enough ginger、put your horse to me.
如果你夠薑既話就放馬過嚟。

「I saw a pork chop」
我見到件豬扒啊。

Are you road?
你係咪路啊？

What the water are you?
你係乜水啊？

Do you big me?
你大我啊？

Zebra chops people.
班馬劈友。

The king of the cutting gril.
界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair
批我個頭畀你當凳坐。

Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到？（勁！！）

You have seed、I will give you some colour to see、brothers、together up.8w&i K#\9v
你有種，我會畀啲顏色你睇，兄弟，同我一齊上！

Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。

I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。 （經典啊）

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未夠班同我講數！

Fake Vitas

I posted before on one singer name Vitas with his song Opera #2. But this one, is a fake one. I saw this in Headmaster's blog and it makes me laugh non stop.


Oh My Thee Kong. You will want to punch that guy if you see his face. Cannot stand him!! But, it's really funny la!

Personalilty Test by Drawing a House

OK, I went to AngKu's blog today and see this. I didn't feel to go and do it since all of you already knew, I'm a lazy bum. Then I went to Hoon's blog and see hers. Hmmmmm, then I think, maybe I can have a try although my drawing like shit. Anyway, the test come out to be sooo true, can say 90% accurate.

This is the house I drew, like gina (kid) drawing right? Hahaha.


And this is my personality test result:
Based on your drawing and the 10 answers you gave this is a summary of your personality:

You are sensitive and indecisive at times. You are good at making friends and when the joyful moment arrives, you make the most out of it. You love your house and family. You are a gifted artist as well. Once you have a problem, you need a friend with you. Your life is always full of changes. You are very tidy person. There's nothing wrong with that because you're pretty popular among friends. Your life is always full of changes.

You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You see the world as it is, not as you believe it should be.

You are not a romantic person by nature. It also safe to say that others don't see you as a flirt. You are self-confident and happy with your life.

For those who not yet try, maybe you can do it NOW. It's fun!! :)